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Push-pull

You can push. I will not perform being offended. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The banter got spiky and you need a clean line back. If you are at the wedding, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Frameweddingcannedspoken

Compliment

Take the compliment back if you want. I already kept it. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She said something kind and a shrug would waste it. If you are at the club, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Receiveclubcannedspoken

Late text

Late is late. I am here now, without a speech. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

A message landed hours late and the tone matters more than the excuse. If you are at the queue, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Timingqueuecannedspoken

Group

Your friends can keep the table. I wanted the aside. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

Friends are around and you still want a direct line to her. If you are at the lobby, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Extractworkcannedspoken

First date

I like this. I am not auditioning for a faster version of it. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The date is fine and you do not want to rush the next step. If you are at the coffee shop, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Pacecoffeecannedspoken

Teasing

Mock me better. That one was friendly. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She is mocking you lightly and wants you to play, not explain. If you are at the bar, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Playbarcannedspoken

She tests you

I will not argue with a mood. Tell me the actual request. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She asks a sharp question to see if you flinch. If you are at the restaurant, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Boundarydinnercannedspoken

She vents

We can leave, or we can stay and stop narrating it. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She complains about something small and watches your face. If you are at the sidewalk, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Teasestreetcannedspoken

Plans

I am interested. I am also going home at a human hour. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The two of you are trying to pick a time without killing the mood. If you are at the park, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Logisticsparkcannedspoken

Silence

Say the rude version. The polite one is harder to trust. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The thread went quiet and someone has to go first. If you are at the gym, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Resetgymcannedspoken

Push-pull

I can do tomorrow, and I will not decorate the yes. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The banter got spiky and you need a clean line back. If you are at the grocery aisle, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Framegrocerycannedspoken

Compliment

You do not have to be charming for me to stay in this. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She said something kind and a shrug would waste it. If you are at the train, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Receivetransitcannedspoken

Late text

I noticed. I was waiting to see if you wanted it named. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

A message landed hours late and the tone matters more than the excuse. If you are at the bookstore, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Timingbookscannedspoken

Group

Keep the bit. I will answer the question under it. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

Friends are around and you still want a direct line to her. If you are at the museum, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Extractmuseumcannedspoken

First date

I am not confused. I am deciding out loud. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The date is fine and you do not want to rush the next step. If you are at the market, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Pacemarketcannedspoken

Teasing

If this is a test, I pass by not taking the bait. Do not add a joke after it. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She is mocking you lightly and wants you to play, not explain. If you are at the beach, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Playbeachcannedspoken

She tests you

I heard you. I am not going to fix it in one sentence. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She asks a sharp question to see if you flinch. If you are at the wedding, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Boundaryweddingcannedspoken

She vents

That is a fair hit. I am still staying. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She complains about something small and watches your face. If you are at the club, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Teaseclubcannedspoken

Plans

We can do the practical version, or we can pretend we are spontaneous and be late. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The two of you are trying to pick a time without killing the mood. If you are at the queue, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Logisticsqueuecannedspoken

Silence

I went quiet because I was choosing a real answer, not because I left. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The thread went quiet and someone has to go first. If you are at the lobby, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Resetworkcannedspoken

Push-pull

You can push. I will not perform being offended. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The banter got spiky and you need a clean line back. If you are at the coffee shop, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Framecoffeecannedspoken

Compliment

Take the compliment back if you want. I already kept it. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She said something kind and a shrug would waste it. If you are at the bar, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Receivebarcannedspoken

Late text

Late is late. I am here now, without a speech. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

A message landed hours late and the tone matters more than the excuse. If you are at the restaurant, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Timingdinnercannedspoken

Group

Your friends can keep the table. I wanted the aside. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

Friends are around and you still want a direct line to her. If you are at the sidewalk, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Extractstreetcannedspoken

First date

I like this. I am not auditioning for a faster version of it. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The date is fine and you do not want to rush the next step. If you are at the park, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Paceparkcannedspoken

Teasing

Mock me better. That one was friendly. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She is mocking you lightly and wants you to play, not explain. If you are at the gym, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Playgymcannedspoken

She tests you

I will not argue with a mood. Tell me the actual request. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She asks a sharp question to see if you flinch. If you are at the grocery aisle, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Boundarygrocerycannedspoken

She vents

We can leave, or we can stay and stop narrating it. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She complains about something small and watches your face. If you are at the train, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Teasetransitcannedspoken

Plans

I am interested. I am also going home at a human hour. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The two of you are trying to pick a time without killing the mood. If you are at the bookstore, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Logisticsbookscannedspoken

Silence

Say the rude version. The polite one is harder to trust. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The thread went quiet and someone has to go first. If you are at the museum, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Resetmuseumcannedspoken

Push-pull

I can do tomorrow, and I will not decorate the yes. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The banter got spiky and you need a clean line back. If you are at the market, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Framemarketcannedspoken

Compliment

You do not have to be charming for me to stay in this. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She said something kind and a shrug would waste it. If you are at the beach, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Receivebeachcannedspoken

Late text

I noticed. I was waiting to see if you wanted it named. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

A message landed hours late and the tone matters more than the excuse. If you are at the wedding, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Timingweddingcannedspoken

Group

Keep the bit. I will answer the question under it. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

Friends are around and you still want a direct line to her. If you are at the club, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Extractclubcannedspoken

First date

I am not confused. I am deciding out loud. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The date is fine and you do not want to rush the next step. If you are at the queue, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Pacequeuecannedspoken

Teasing

If this is a test, I pass by not taking the bait. Leave the next sentence to her. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She is mocking you lightly and wants you to play, not explain. If you are at the lobby, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Playworkcannedspoken

She tests you

I heard you. I am not going to fix it in one sentence. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She asks a sharp question to see if you flinch. If you are at the coffee shop, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Boundarycoffeecannedspoken

She vents

That is a fair hit. I am still staying. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She complains about something small and watches your face. If you are at the bar, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Teasebarcannedspoken

Plans

We can do the practical version, or we can pretend we are spontaneous and be late. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The two of you are trying to pick a time without killing the mood. If you are at the restaurant, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Logisticsdinnercannedspoken

Silence

I went quiet because I was choosing a real answer, not because I left. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The thread went quiet and someone has to go first. If you are at the sidewalk, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Resetstreetcannedspoken

Push-pull

You can push. I will not perform being offended. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The banter got spiky and you need a clean line back. If you are at the park, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Frameparkcannedspoken

Compliment

Take the compliment back if you want. I already kept it. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She said something kind and a shrug would waste it. If you are at the gym, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Receivegymcannedspoken

Late text

Late is late. I am here now, without a speech. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

A message landed hours late and the tone matters more than the excuse. If you are at the grocery aisle, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Timinggrocerycannedspoken

Group

Your friends can keep the table. I wanted the aside. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

Friends are around and you still want a direct line to her. If you are at the train, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Extracttransitcannedspoken

First date

I like this. I am not auditioning for a faster version of it. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

The date is fine and you do not want to rush the next step. If you are at the bookstore, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Pacebookscannedspoken

Teasing

Mock me better. That one was friendly. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She is mocking you lightly and wants you to play, not explain. If you are at the museum, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Playmuseumcannedspoken

She tests you

I will not argue with a mood. Tell me the actual request. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She asks a sharp question to see if you flinch. If you are at the market, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Boundarymarketcannedspoken

She vents

We can leave, or we can stay and stop narrating it. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. That still holds at the sidewalk.

She complains about something small and watches your face. If you are at the beach, say it once and then do the practical thing.

Teasebeachcannedspoken
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