Free pickup lines, page 2
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Church Social
I was going to be shy about saying hello.
Grocery
We are both staring at the same cereal.
Winter Street
You look warmer than this street.
Court Museum
I understand the exhibit.
Library
I will be quiet after this.
Mall
I got turned around between the stores.
Hardware Store
You are comparing screws like they have personalities.
Couch Party
I was promised a low-key night.
Bookstore
I am going to ask what you are reading, and you are allowed to say it is none of my business.
Coffee Shop
You picked a table like you meant to be interrupted exactly once.
Street
You walk like the street already agreed with you.
Bookstore
That is a serious book to be smiling at.
Coffee Shop
I am going to be brief.
Restaurant
You sent that plate back with your eyes and the kitchen felt it.
Anywhere
I almost did not come over.
Bar
You nodded at that song like it owes you money.
Gym
I was going to keep my eyes on my own set.
Dog Park
Your dog has introduced us.
Street
That jacket is doing a better job at this weather than I am.
Party
You are the only person here who looks glad the host invited you.
Museum
I have been staring at this painting so I could stand next to you without lying about why.
Coffee Shop
They spelled the drink wrong and you accepted it.
Coffee Shop
You have the face of someone who has been in a meeting that could have been a walk.
Bar
I am bad at darts and worse at pretending I did not want to talk to you.
Online
You wrote that you like ordinary days.
Online
The photo is good.
Online
I am not going to open with a bit.
Online
If you are free this week, I would rather continue this somewhere with worse lighting and better food.
Bar
I have been composing this hello since you laughed at the bar.
Anywhere
I think you are lovely, and I wanted you to hear it from me instead of from my silence.
Travel
If your trip has a best meal so far, I want the argument for it.
Rooftop
The skyline was the plan.
Travel
You ordered like a local who is slightly offended by the menu and still hungry.
Transit
This delay has no charms except the one who just sat down.
Transit
You took the headphones off for one stop.
Street
That color is unfair to the rest of the street.
Concert
I do not know the words, but you do, and that feels like the better half of this song.
Concert
You knew that chorus before the band did.
Coffee Shop
You laughed into the cup.
Coffee Shop
I was going to ask for a recommendation and then I realized I wanted the recommender.
Bakery
You picked the thing with the most sugar and the least apology.
Pharmacy
I came for toothpaste and found a better errand.
Bookstore
I am going to judge your book by its cover, and I would like you to defend it.
Party
You have been orbiting the snack table like it might ask you to dance.
Bar
I am slightly out of my depth and you look like a kind shore.
Hike
The view is good.
Dog Park
Your dog has better social skills than everyone at this park, including me.
Bar
You ordered fries like they are a personality.