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Dating quips, page 12

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Work

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
Work

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I take the window seat and the direct question. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. No follow-up speech. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
Work

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
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