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Dating quips, page 8

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Work

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Leave the next sentence to her. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Leave the next sentence to her. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Leave the next sentence to her. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Leave the next sentence to her. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
Work

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I take the window seat and the direct question. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. If she laughs, stay. If she does not, go. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
Work

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Keep your voice at the volume of the room. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. No follow-up speech. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. No follow-up speech. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. No follow-up speech. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. No follow-up speech. Even at the bar."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
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