Dating quips, page 16

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Let the silence be hers. Even at the sidewalk."

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Say it once. Even at the park."

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Say it once. Even at the park."

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Then stop explaining. Even at the park."

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Then stop explaining. Even at the park."

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Then stop explaining. Even at the park."

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Then stop explaining. Even at the park."

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Then stop explaining. Even at the park."

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Then stop explaining. Even at the park."

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Then stop explaining. Even at the park."

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Then stop explaining. Even at the park."