Dating quips, page 13

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Let the silence be hers. Even at the restaurant."

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Say it once. Even at the sidewalk."

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Then stop explaining. Even at the sidewalk."

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the sidewalk."

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the sidewalk."

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the sidewalk."

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the sidewalk."