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Dating quips, page 20

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Work

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Say it once. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Say it once. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Say it once. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Say it once. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Say it once. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Say it once. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Say it once. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Say it once. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
Work

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Then stop explaining. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I brought a plan and a backup plan, which is how you know I am fun. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I am early on purpose. Mystery is expensive. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"My phone is face down because I already chose the person in front of me. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I can small-talk. I would rather not waste the good part. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
Work

"I dress like I might be invited somewhere better. I usually am not. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the wedding when the pause is friendly, not tense.

weddingquipspoken
Social

"I laugh late. I like to be sure the joke earned it. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the club when the pause is friendly, not tense.

clubquipspoken
Flirt

"I do not collect almosts. They take up the same space as plans. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the queue when the pause is friendly, not tense.

queuequipspoken
Recovery

"I am calm. That is not the same as uninterested. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the lobby when the pause is friendly, not tense.

workquipspoken
Humor

"I will flirt and I will also order the food. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the coffee shop when the pause is friendly, not tense.

coffeequipspoken
Confidence

"I remember the detail. That is the whole trick. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bar when the pause is friendly, not tense.

barquipspoken
Dating

"I am not hard to read. People just negotiate with what they heard. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the restaurant when the pause is friendly, not tense.

dinnerquipspoken
Self-aware

"I can be persuaded. Not by a performance. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the sidewalk when the pause is friendly, not tense.

streetquipspoken
Work

"I left the group chat in my pocket. This is the conversation. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the park when the pause is friendly, not tense.

parkquipspoken
Social

"I take the window seat and the direct question. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the gym when the pause is friendly, not tense.

gymquipspoken
Flirt

"I am off tomorrow. That is either a fact or an invitation. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the grocery aisle when the pause is friendly, not tense.

groceryquipspoken
Recovery

"I do not do the cool delay. If I want to see you, the text goes out. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the train when the pause is friendly, not tense.

transitquipspoken
Humor

"I can handle a no. I cannot handle a vague yes. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the bookstore when the pause is friendly, not tense.

booksquipspoken
Confidence

"I came to be good company, not a résumé. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the museum when the pause is friendly, not tense.

museumquipspoken
Dating

"I will walk you to the train and I will not make it a scene. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the market when the pause is friendly, not tense.

marketquipspoken
Self-aware

"I like a person who can change the subject without dropping it. Do not add a joke after it. Even at the gym."

Best for:

Drop it in conversation at the beach when the pause is friendly, not tense.

beachquipspoken
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